If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nano seconds longer in bed. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day. This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than the earth's original rotation. Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159*10^-5 radians/second. The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04*10^37 kg*m^2. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,00.8 meters. Boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair. He is on a mission to gain approval to date his girlfriend, but must sing off against her evil ex-rockstar father, Daddy Dearest, as well as the many other characters that stand in his way.

The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Beep bo bop Boyfriend, Friday Night Funkin' Boyfriend is the protagonist of Friday Night Funkin'. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of dick. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with the average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down.

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